Police Robber Time

A book by Aiden Chase Reeves

One day the robber went out to rob a bank. And then the robber got to the bank. He slammed the door open and he went inside. And then the butt officer slammed the door open and said, “PPFFFFFFTTTtttttTTTTT.”

The robber screamed. And then the butt officer walked towards the robber firmly because butts are stern. (Of course they are except when they get the poop out.)

And then the butt officer pooped on the robbers face; squirt out and diarrhea. The robber reached up and said, “ewww gross,” and then he put the diarrhea in his mouth. (He didn’t know it was diarrhea he thought it was cake.)

And then a zombie opened the door and touched the robber and bleeding all over the robber. And then Frankenstein reached in, grabbed the robber by his head and threw him out backwards.

And then the butt officer said “good job zombie and Frankenstein.” And everybody shaked their butts at the robber.

This was written by my 6 year old son. I took down the words as he was telling the story. These are his words how he wants them. It is my new favorite thing. My wife just said, “Aiden, that is such a good story.” To which he replied, “what? I just say it and dad writes it down.”